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One day a boy named Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz was walking when he stubbed his toe really bad. He looked down and there were GIANT spikes. So he went to the doctor because his toe was bigger than his foot from stubbing it. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz was happy to hear the news. He was going to has the toe amputated. So after that incident, he was going for a walk in the woods and stubbed his leg. Then he went to the doctor because his leg was bigger than his body. And got it cut off. But then he went into the woods with his friend. He was being dumb and his friend said watch out! And he just kept going because his wheelchair just went. He hit the spike and it was actually a ramp so he flew. And never came back down. The end

Grandmimamoo So for THIS 100 word challenge I had to put in the line … I’m so cross that … Enjoy! lol One day Flicky and Picky and Bicky too Accidentally stepped in a little poo They knew just exactly what to do They went to go see Gradmimamoo! When they went to go tell Grandmimamoo She said: “I’m so cross that you stepped in poo! They said: “It was an accident, Grandmimamoo!” She was like “It’s very bad to step in poo” So Flicky and Picky and Bicky too Went to get a bunch of some brand new shoe When they went back to see Grandmimamoo She said “YOU NEED TO SPELL SHOES NOT SHOE!” That’s how they triggered Grandmimamoo.        -A song thing by James

NOOOOO One day a boy named James signed on to Fortnite. Then he had too put in his username; Os ᴏᴠᴇʀᴅʀɪᴠᴇ ツ (sweaty smiley), And other info. James went into his skins locker, but it was empty. What a surprise! He emailed Epic Games Inc. and they replied with this: ‘YOU ARE TOO GOOD AT FORTNITE!! YOU ALWAYS WIN AND IT’S NOT FAIR. QUIT NOW HAHAHAHA!’ I was sad. But had a plan. I Snuck downstairs and got my parents credit card. I typed it in and bought skins after skins after skins. I screamed whos laughing now Epic? AHAHAHAHA! Today I was forced to put in the sentence and a half; ...empty. What a surprise!... So yet again, This is now more than 100 words because of this letter. <| :>)                                                                                                                     |                                                                                                                     |                                                              

So, I may or may not be doing this post for school... Anyways I like gaming, Reading, Friends (well some), And adventuring. But, I mean, Its hard to find good adventure when it's winter and you live in ---------. I know, it's really to bad. But, I like to say I'm a pretty CHILL guy, but, I don't think anyone seems to realize that. I wonder why..... anyways i already said anyways twice now i said anyway three times and trust me there will probably be four. AnYwAyS, (toldya) Schools is..... GREAT. i loooove school and maths and science and everything else my teacher probably wants my to say. I also love joking around. This is me (NOT A GREATEST SHOWMAN REFERENCE OK, OK)

RED LADDER SINKING COINS PAVEMENT..... yea I was in my red house, climbing down the ladder from my room in the attic. I went downstairs, got breakfast, and started sinking into a beanbag chair. After breakfast, I grabbed some coins from my coin stash and went outside. I was walking on the pavement of my driveway when I got grabbed. Somebody put a black beanbag over my head, flipped me over, and carried me like some apples in a sack. When we started driving away, he took the sack off of me. I took off my shoe and yeeted it in his face. And I escaped. This week the in the 100 word challenge I had to include the words: -Red -Ladder -Coins -Sinking -Pavement And so I came up with something completely random and making things up as I went. Sadly, It is no longer 100 words because of this note.

We are talking about the coolest items in Fortnite 1. Candy  Axe. This is a pickaxe that will never be re-released. It looks good with the elf. Here's a look (Future me: it got re-released ._.) 2. This one I love, Slushy Jr. He is cute and moves his head when you turn. I this one is lit. Literally. When you use an emote that has music, its lights up. Not only that but the glider has a neat beat. See, I'm makin' rhymes, just like people in the music career. This one is the rarest in the game, and for people who play the game, they probably have already guessed it. I will give you a hint, she is related to the military. (well the picture system is glitched right now, so I will just tell you the skin is Recon Expert.) Anyways I have to cut this short but hope you liked it. I know it wasn't the most interesting blog on the earth, but I started it a while back and well I sorta decided I might aswell finish it.