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We are talking about the coolest items in Fortnite 1. Candy  Axe. This is a pickaxe that will never be re-released. It looks good with the elf. Here's a look (Future me: it got re-released ._.) 2. This one I love, Slushy Jr. He is cute and moves his head when you turn. I this one is lit. Literally. When you use an emote that has music, its lights up. Not only that but the glider has a neat beat. See, I'm makin' rhymes, just like people in the music career. This one is the rarest in the game, and for people who play the game, they probably have already guessed it. I will give you a hint, she is related to the military. (well the picture system is glitched right now, so I will just tell you the skin is Recon Expert.) Anyways I have to cut this short but hope you liked it. I know it wasn't the most interesting blog on the earth, but I started it a while back and well I sorta decided I might aswell finish it.

So today I had to include the sentence 'The vinegar was too sharp'. Vinegar Blade?! One day a boy named James, better known as CloudZ_Overdrive on Fortnite, (Add me) was wearing his freshest yeezys, his Bape shirt, and some DOPE Louis Vuitton pants. Later he was exploring a cave. And then an unknown object sealed up the cave behind him. He continued on, now scared as ever, and found a man-made part of the cave. There was a podium with a blade of. . . Vinegar? James touched the blade and instantly started bleeding. THE VINEGAR WAS TOO SHARP! “Wait. . .” he said. He picked up the blade and cut the roof. “MY YEEZYS ARE SAVED!”

The Hidden Bear One sunny day, a little girl saw a strange white teddy bear with a Blood red pacifier in its mouth. She didn’t think much of it, so she went on with her outdoor lunch. Later that night, she opened her eyes to use the restroom. She saw the bear but thought her eyes were playing tricks. She used the restroom, then got back in bed. Three minutes later, her mom woke up to a LOUD scream! Curious, she went to her daughter's room, but nothing was there except that blood. Red. pacifier. -A short story by James